i want some one-sided kylux cause kylo definitely grew up with his parents constantly bickering
the first time he gets into an argument with hux and hux starts pointing out all the ways in which he fucked up, kylo thinks hux might have a thing for him
it keeps happening until kylo becomes convinced that hux has feelings for him
he tries to figure out how that makes him feel and arguing with hux is fun so he keeps doing it to the point where he starts to consider it mutual flirting
he gets quite flushed under his mask when it happens in front of everybody (in front of snoke!)
when he wakes up after the end of tfa hux goes on a long rant about how he failed and almost got himself killed
kylo decides this is tantamount to a declaration of love and goes in for a kiss
hux spends a confused moment with a tongue down his throat and recovers by punching him right in the fresh torso wound
hux has the worst The Worst immune system in the entire galaxy. He literally gets sick every time he leaves the finalizer for starkiller base
ofc he still works when he’s sick bc this man is on a mission
he gets super stopped up when he’s sick
“kylo wen”
One time he has a sneeze attack while during his morning morale broadcast
It takes every amount of willpower kylo ren has to not burst out laughing
“what are you looking at wen”
“its ren”
“THAT’S WHAT I SAID”
One time hux sneezes right on kylos helmet
The command bridge is so silent you could hear lead drop
Hux gets a fever and phasma basically has to force hux to stay in his quarters
No one told kylo
He storms into huxs room bc he needs something and finds hux laying on his bed, wearing nothing but a muscle shirt and boxers, curled up under the blankets with his face flushed red and hair a mess
Kylo says out loud “oh fuck”
Kylo rarely gets sick but the first few times on starkiller base he gets a little stuffy
He rarely speaks bc hes embarrassed how his vocabluator makes him sound
Kylo sneezes really hard
He sneezes so hard that he knocks his helmet right against Huxs temple and knocks him out
do u think with every meeting with snoke he can hear gay thoughts between kylo and hux and one day he just snaps and is like “holy shit you two are so gay the force in this room is s ofucking gay can you guys just chill the fuck out for one second”
For sleepover Friday: ALL THE CUTE MAYBE SAD SICKFIC KYLUX HEADCANONS U GOT, MAN. FUCK ME UPPPP
